Archive - 2,000 Words

Stop and Smell the Lemons

And bring me your ripe tomatoes.

Jul 30 •

Wish You Were Here

And I was there

Jul 11 •

June 2025

And other thoughts about June

Jun 2 •

May 2025

Of Silver Spoons and Silver Palates

The Vinaigrette Fallacy

May 10 •

April 2025

WARNING: CIGARETTES ARE REALLY, REALLY BAD FOR YOU

Anybody got a match?

Apr 7 •

March 2025

Futility's Antidote

Stop stopping and think like a saboteur

Mar 11 •

February 2025

The Real Lesson of the Lorax

(Hint: Stay off Tree Stumps)

Feb 14 •

January 2025

All is Not Lost

Remembering what would otherwise be forgotten

Jan 27 •

The Great Downgrade

Who's stealing from whom?

Jan 10 •

December 2024

Bearded Men, Bearded Ladies

Never the twain shall meet.

Dec 12, 2024 •

November 2024

The case for greeking out.

Nov 13, 2024 •

October 2024

Election Jump Scare

We've Got a Calendar Problem

Oct 28, 2024 •

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