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We place a lot of value on images. We’ve even invested them with a word count. I beg to differ. Here, I offer my own 1,000 words to explain what the image cannot.
My take is more personal and silly than historic. I lean more “weird English major” and less “valid art historian.” Caution: posts are not fact checked by an outside source.
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I live in the most densely populated state of the densest people. My hope is to reach the ones out there with a working laughing apparatus. A grasp of art or art history is neither required nor recommended.

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